Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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