sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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