I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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