I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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