absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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