there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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