Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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