my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
