Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I see more hoeing in ur future
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