I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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