On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Drunk is not a location!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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