He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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