Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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