I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.