i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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