We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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