Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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