we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
my liver is dry heaving
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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