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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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