what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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