just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
then he tried to convert me to islam
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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