oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
false alarm, still single
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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