In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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