talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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