so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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