in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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