and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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