We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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