i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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