i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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