He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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