dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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