so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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