Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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