she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
