i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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