eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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