We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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