Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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