I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She's the barista slut.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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