You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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