do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize