Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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