Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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