Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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