no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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