I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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