do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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