Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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