Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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my shit smells like andre
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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