You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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