I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.