I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid