need another drink. this is the easiest way
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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