4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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