I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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