You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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