As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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