But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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