I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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