Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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